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 "The answer
will never be the Pythagorean Theorem " "I'm still going to eat
burgers and fries, you can kiss my butt! " "If you see me doing the
Conga, call for medical assistance" "Headlights on please" "It wasn’t amazing
quality, but that was all I had. That was my only means
for recording things. I didn’t know any better." "Here is the current
satellite image with the radar superimposed on top" "Bill made a funny" "I don't know whether to
laugh or vomit" "Looks fade, but a charm and
personality doesn't." "I'm sorry, I said it was
bad" "We're playing America's
best variety - I mean Atlanta's best variety of soft
rock, this is America too" "Brenda's number is
404-892-" "Call the neighbors and wake
up the dog - or is it wake up the neighbors and call the
dog" "Bill O'Reilly..Today's
Worst Person In The World!!!!!!" "I'd love to pose for a
picture angry and it'd be like 'Kelly was upset because
she didn't get her frosted flakes!'" "Let me paraphrase Bachman
and Turner (BTO) just a little...with apologies to the
Department of English...this fine University is
"Taking Care Of Business", but "You Ain't
Seen Nothing Yet"." "Fox Noise Channel" -
"Seriously, I can't call it a news channel
anymore" "If you charge it, they will
pay" "Fixed News...I mean Fox
Noise" "Thank you for chill-axing
with us" "I am a very happy person. I
want to get that message out there. But for some reason,
I write the most depressing songs!" "Why do Chet's kids look at
him like he's Zeus, and my kids look at me like I'm a
rack of yard tools at Sears" "Strangest piece of
financial advice I ever heard" "It was a major cultural and
pharmacutical event" "If we used to have to keep
the college radio station on the air during Thanksgiving
and holiday...Christmas break, I don't see why anyone
can't stick around the Senate to keep bad things from
happening...like the transmitter blowing up" "We have a comet in the sky,
we have meteor showers later in the week, we have that
locust attack moving in from the..." "If the airlines told you
wolverines made great housepets, would you believe
them" "I totally do not believe in
back up plans. Like if you want something that bad, go
for it.. I knew that performing was what I wanted to do.
So I went for it, without a back up plan!" "Mr. McKittrick, after very
careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion
that your new defense system sucks. " "If you thought the people
at Fox were snake oil salesmen...well here is your
answer" "Everyone says I'm like the
girl next door...Y'all must have really weird
neighbors!" "Radar is clear...and so is
my brain" "To be out of the ratings
book is about like having a wonderfully successful bowel
movement" "I'm thinking...man, lets
rock!" “Life is like a roller
coaster, live it, be happy, enjoy life.” "And yet, Obama officials
are ready to throw their own base overboard for some
watered down piece of garbage bill written on Republican
toilet paper." "Buy some Hanes!" "Today, I recieved an
education in how children really learn...by seeing their
principal running around on top of a shipping
container" More quotes coming soon! |
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